Hey, adults of the world
How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up
You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can
That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
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holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow
America as seen by an Australian
Australia as seen by an American
Me giving my friends advice, knowing they probably won’t take it…….
There has been some confusion with the rumor that Build-A-Bear is / is not actually getting a Toothless stuffed animal.
I work there and I can confirm it is true :)
We are! Happy Stuffing :)
HEAVY RAPID BREATHING
ANNA DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS
YES I DO AND IM GETTING IT
guhhhhhhhh, how do i acquire this without looking like a creep
Kidnap a child and force him to pose as your little brother
look y’all if u want go get it, yr a paying customer. the only reason why anyone would look at u weird is bc they’re just jealous THEY don’t have a ridiculously adorable toothless plush so live yr dreams!!
IM GETTING ONE
when people start getting close to your friends